Ohhhhhh the Bachelor


    It's true. I'm a sucker for The Bachelor. 

    I'm a sucker for the awkwardness and the drama...and I laugh all night long at it. 
    I'm sorry if you don't watch The Bachelor....you'll hate this post. 
    It'll be painless though. Promise. 
    It's more painful to watch the show..I'm proud of you for not.
    But truthfully, it's one of the better comedies on TV now...well except for Modern Family...and Last Man Standing...and Big Bang Theory. 
    Anywho, on we go.... 



    Here's my quick recap...

    • Rachel...the bad communicator...who couldn't say a word to Ben...well, I have a theory on why she got the rose. Ben wanted s'mores, and the only way to get to s'mores is to not send the girl home. Heck, I would have done it too. I l-o-v-e s'mores! Nom. 




    • I could have 27 bullet points dedicated to sweet Courtney...I'll keep it short and sweet though. 
      • ...why can't she be nice? and WHY WHY...did she have to beg and trick her way in to that rose on the group date?? I was that girl yelling at the TV. DON'T DO IT BEN (sort of like how I yelled when he got down on one knee in front of Ashley)!!! Poor Ben. Wonder what he thinks as he sits and watches this now? 
      • ...anyone else get the sense of psychopath when watching her talk? Oh that girl scares me. I would be locking my bedroom door every night because of her. If the producers are making her act this way, then BRAVO to her...what an actress!
      • COURTNEY PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS...okay, I feel better :) thanks friends! Had to get that out. 
      • Truth be told, I actually feel bad for judging her and saying these things. For all I know, she could be precious and we could be best friends, but from what I have seen...I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. In true southern girl fashion...bless her heart. 
      • Oh...one more thing. Anyone else thinks she looks like Michael Jackson???? It's there! I promise. Look closely! 
      • Ohhhh...last thing I promise. C thought it was so laughable that she kept saying 'winning'. Yes...I made my boyfriend watch it...I'm going to need to come up with something really sweet to make up for that! 
      • Short and sweet? Sorry...I guess I actually did get pretty close to 27 bullets :) 

    • Alright...I know there aren't many Ben fans out there, but he is my FAVORITE BACHELOR EVER. EVER. No? You don't agree? 
      • But he's such a gentleman! 
      • He's so REAL
      • He's honest
      • He's not a pretty boy like all the other bachelors 
      • He runs through rain and screams like a little kid 
      • He makes funny jokes 
      • He's cute...even if he has fuzzy hair 
      • He's a GENTLEMAN. Oh, I already said that? 
      • Nowwww...do you love Ben? 
    • WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER: I have a huge biased love for Kacie B. What a sweet, sweet girl. I'm calling it now. He's putting a ring on it. 
      • p.s. normally I read the spoilers, but I've kept my self away from them this year. It's driving me crazy not knowing, but it's also so fun to get to play along and guess! 
      • Now...she and I would be best friends. For sure. Love her. Ben loves her too...I just know it. 

    One last thing...how do ALL of these girls remember water-proof mascara, but poor little Miss America didn't??? 
    Did any of y'all see that poor girl when she won??? She was a mess. 
    It must be a requirement on this show. I applaud them. 
    Nothing worse than crying mascara down your face...or jumping in a pool being all romantic and looking like a racoon. Nicely done girls, even if you are all crazy :) 


    Who is your 'winner winner chicken dinner' of The Bachelor??


    Go link up over at Life as I know It and share your Bachelor reactions!! 


    FYI: Guess who's the next Bachelorette? It's official....
    Emily Maynard
    Thoughts?

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